A complicated behavior of Chris Hemsworth has perplexed us for a very long time. However it seems to be like different celebs are actually copying. James Weir investigates.
It is easy to maintain up with the Hemsworths while you’re barefoot.
Whereas many people have a “no shoe” coverage for inside our properties, Chris and the fam have a “no shoe” coverage for all times.
Their yen for a barefoot existence has been properly documented on this column. Over summer season I wrote about adopting the pattern myself round Sydney. It was a really irritating expertise – dodging needles, padding round lifeless rats and skipping over excrement that in all probability didn’t come from a canine. The truth of going barefoot all over the place is nowhere close to as glamorous as Chris and Elsa make it look.
Even in lockdown, they’re operating round Byron barefoot seeking frozen yoghurt with their groovy-looking children. These kids have by no means worn footwear or seen the within of a Simply Cuts of their lives. And that is not a criticism — I want I seemed that cool after I was 5 but in addition now.
A few of it’s possible you’ll marvel why a number of columns have been devoted to Chris Hemsworth’s toes. As a result of historical past must be documented. It is a detailed report of Australian society. Plus, this is identical column that when devoted 932 phrases to Michelle Bridges’ bandaid. We lean into the nuances.
Cave-dweller stylish is the new new pattern. We have all been unconsciously residing it whereas in lockdown. The worst factor about having to return to an workplace will likely be having to put on footwear. Or will we?
Seems the Hemsworth’s barefoot pattern is spreading just like the coronavirus and gone international. Over in LA, celebs are ditching their footwear and hitting the pavement with naked soles.
Justin Bieber was snapped hooning round on his BMX barefoot this week. Is it simply me or does he all the time appear to be he smells like a McDonald’s? Then Chrissy Teigen was snapped sans footwear.
The type is filtering by and it is solely a matter of time earlier than the general public begins adopting it.
However a phrase of warning: As somebody who solely leaves the home in Birkenstocks, foot upkeep is significant. Caught in isolation, I purchased a kind of electrical foot sanders from the pharmacy. It is principally an influence device you’d discover at Bunnings. After an hour of grinding away at my heels, my condo was lined in sawdust.
These quaint dusty roads up in Byron have to be hell on Chris and Elsa’s toes. I ponder in the event that they unwind on the finish of a troublesome week by attacking one another’s heels with the electrical sander.
Possibly if Nicole Kidman adopted the Hemsworth’s barefoot pattern she might’ve averted her current fall. Did you guys see these images of her in that moon boot? It is onerous to look elegant in a moon boot however you higher consider Nicole discovered a means.
Apparently she was operating round Nashville and stacked it in a pothole and this in all probability would not have occurred if she was barefoot. Hindsight’s a merciless dame.
I’ve questioned the Hemsworth’s lots for his or her aversion to footwear however possibly they’re onto one thing. In spite of everything, we by no means see Chris and Elsa hobbling round in moon boots. After all, in the event that they ever did require a moon boot, it might in all probability be some fashionable fair-trade eco moon boot made fully out of recycled potato sacks you could solely purchase from a Byron Bay witch.
Ugh, the understated glamour.